Wednesday, February 22, 2012

World War & Anjalina Jolie


Bush & Obama were sitting in a bar.

A Guy approaches and inquires, "What are you guys up to?"

Bush, “We are planning for World War III."

Guy, “Really, what's going to happen?"

Bush," Well, this time we are going to kill 140 Million Muslims and Angelina Jolie!"

Guy, "Angelina Jolie? Why, Angelina Jolie?"

Bush Turns to Obama and says, "See! I told you, no one would worry about 140 Million Muslims

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

small fun talks

First operation

Doctor - Why are you afraid of ? Don’t be afraid.

Patient - D o c t o r….. This is my first operation.

Doctor - Don’t be afraid man. This is my first operation also.

Cockroach in the soup

Tourist - Waiter !!! See there is a cockroach in my soup.

Waiter - I can’t believe you sir. I remove all of them before I serve you.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

How to get married Bill Gates's daughter

Father : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"

Son : "I will choose my own bride!"

Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.."

Son : "Well, in that case.....ok"

Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"

Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. "

President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"

Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President : "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!!

මාමලා

ගුණපාල : උඹ දන්නවද අපේ මාමා සතියක් මුහුදෙ අතරමං වෙලා ඉඳලා ඊයෙ තමයි ගෙදර ආවේ. ඉතින් එයා වීරයෙක්. උඹලගෙ පවුලෙ ඉන්නවද ඒවගේ වීරයො?

අමරපාල: ඇයි නැත්තේ. අපේ මාම මුහුදු ගිහින් දැන් මාස දෙකක් වෙනවා. අද වෙනකන් ගෙදර ආවෙ නෑ.